Tuesday, May 22, 2012

With Season 2 upon us, it's time for my Predictions Almost Definitely Going To Be Wrong! Let's do this!

AL North
1. Kansas City Stockade
2. Minnesota Maulers
3. St. Louis River Runners
4. Milwaukee Bruisers

No surprise here. The Stockade will clean house once again.

AL East
1. New York Zoo
2. Philadelphia Scavenger Moths (wild card)
3. Boston Flowers
4. Pittsburgh Pistoleers

A division of haves (New York, Philadelphia) and have nots (Boston, Pittsburgh). This year, I think the Zoo finish on top.

AL South
1. Charlotte Colonials
2. Florida Sizzlers (wild card)
3. Atlanta Crackers
4. San Juan Sluggers

...what? At least it's not as self-serving as picking myself to win, like last season.

AL West
1. Vancouver Sasquatch
2. Seattle Metropolitans
3. Oakland Renegades (team #6000)
4. San Francisco Redskins

Okay, this year, I'm listening to orrdc and tossing San Fran into the cellar. Sasquatch stomp this division flat.

NL North
1. Toronto Toros
2. Montreal Marauders (wild card)
3. Chicago Red Devils
4. Detroit Faith

Don't like it? Blame Canada! New ace Edwin Graves allows Toronto to squeak past Montreal for the division title.

NL East
1. Cincinnati Lumberjacks
2. Cleveland Inferno
3. Washington D.C. Senators
4. Baltimore Blizzard

I could pick any random order for this division and it could feasibly happen. All of these teams are looking for their first ever .500 season.

NL South
1. Houston Honey Badgers
2. Oklahoma City Kingfishers (wild card)
3. Mexico City Sombreros
4. Texas Armadillos

The Kingfishers stole this one from the Honey Badger on a tiebreak last season. Don;t expect Stone Angle to allow that to happen again.

NL West
1. San Diego Aztecs
2. Arizona RainMakers
3. Los Angeles Original Gangsters
4. Honolulu Big Kahuna's

Hey, sorry Arizona, but there's only two wild cards. The defending champion Aztecs grab the crown, while the apostrophe holds down Honolulu.

No comments:

Post a Comment